Profound Philosophical Statement

julietohara:

a robber comes into your house

sees various homestuck things in your room

“fuck this they’re homestucks”

and leaves

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)

#all of those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

MITUNA THEORY TIME

thehumansollux:

proxy413:

lolnopefuckyou:

cheesemonkey119:

Mituna has a name that is Sanskrit for Gemini

And in the land of Sanskrit Gemini isn’t twins, it’s lovers.

Maithuna is the word used for ritualistic sex.

plus this:

GUYS I HAVE A PREDICTION FOR WHAT MITUNA’S PERSONALITY WILL BE LIKE
HE’S GOING TO LIKE
SPEAK IN ALL INNUENDO
AND JUST GENERALLY BE REALLY PERVERTED
MORESO THAN SOLLUX

I AM OKAY WITH THIS

I REALLY HOPE SO

i already like him and his humor